“ily” I say. “u2” she says in reply. at first I thought that she loved me back but then I remembered her obsession with 80’s bands
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The Signs as Stereotypical 80’s Slang
Aries: what’s your damage?
Taurus: like, totally
Gemini: grody
Cancer: righteous
Leo: gag me with a spoon
Virgo: no duh
Libra: rad
Scorpio: dude/dudette
Sagittarius: to the max
Capricorn: bogus
Aquarius: eat my shorts
Pisces: tubular
Supernatural
- Season 1: Dean will only listen to classic rock on cassette tapes
- Season 10: Dean smiles as Shake It Off by Taylor Swift plays on the radio
Send A Color To My Inbox
Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red - I love you.
Pink - I think you’re cute.
Blue - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Amber - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
Beige - I don’t know you at all.
Yellow - I don’t like your blog.
Green - I don’t like you.
Olive - I think you are unattractive.
Brown - I hate you.
Grey - You scare me.
Black - Delete your tumblr.
White - Kik??
VALENTINE’S CURIOSITY
Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red - I love you.
Pink - I think you’re cute.
Blue - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple - You’re hot.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Amber - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
Women do not have to:
- be thin
- give birth
- cook for you
- have long hair
- wear makeup
- have sex with you
- be feminine
- be graceful
- shave
- diet
- be fashionable
- wear pink
- love men
- be the media’s idea of perfection
- listen to your bullshit
- have a vagina
- other girls: wear pink, buy bath bombs, listen to pop music
- me: completely respects that because girls have the right to like whatever they want without feeling ashamed of it
Ideal aesthetic: crying on a marble floor eating birthday cake in a pink fur coat
Date someone who would rather watch your favorite movie with you then go to a party on Friday night. Date someone who will share their food with you even though you said you didn’t want any. Date someone who will warm your hands in the winter and kiss your pink nose. Date someone who will text you they love you at 2am and at 9pm. Date someone who will let you change the station in the car when they’re driving. Date someone who can make you smile when you would rather die. Date someone who makes your insides feel like you’ve just downed a bottle of vodka. Date someone who makes you better.
Reblog if you don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend.
That’s a lot of notes. Let’s all date each other. Everyone get into groups of two.
Let’s do the math then.
with 841,518 reblogs that would be 420,279 couples.
cAN I GET MINE IN PINK PLS
everytime I see this post it has an even amount of notes, I guess I’m just doomed to be alone forever
